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Should I Be Crawford County Assessor?

Posted December 12, 2007

So, how's this for insane?

I've voted religiously for years, and this past election was no different. Unfortunately, there were no candidates for Crawford County Assessor. So I did what any idiot would do - I wrote myself in. You know, democracy in action. I voted and didn't even think about it again. Like ever. Until today.

I arrived home to find a letter from the County Board of Elections. Jennifer asked if I had changed my registration. I don't think I had, so maybe they were moving our polling place.

I opened the letter to find that with my 1 write-in vote, I was a finalist for the office of county assessor, tied with one other person who also received one vote. If I'm interested, I have 7 days to tell them and then the County Commissioners will draw lots to determine the winner. Just imagine, if one other person, such as my wife or Josh, had written me in I would have won the election. On top of all that, the job has a 4 year term.

If the job is part-time, I will do it in a second. If it's full-time, I won't. I love my current job too much and most likely make more there then I would as County Assessor. Just a guess. Does anyone know if this job is full time or part time?

So you probably have the same question I do - what does an assessor do? Well, I'll tell you. The assessor's office is charged with the fair and uniform valuing of over 57,000 land parcels and the structures on them for the purpose of real estate taxation.

I don't have much experience in this area, but I did purchase a home in the county this past year so I've been through the process.

I've been thinking tonight and here is what I'd do if I win the office of County Assessor:

1. Update the assessment website. It's terrible.

2. Become transparent in the assessment process and communicate more with the residents of Crawford County. A blog is certainly in order. Assessment records on the web like Allegheny County?

3. I will institute a county wide reassessment. From the news stories I've read lately, it's been a while.

4. Make sure the office is using technology efficiently. Record-keeping especially.

5. See if there are ways casino revenues can be used to lower property taxes. Is that something that would be under my jurisdiction?

6. According the Allegheny County's website, Pennsylvania State Statutes allow local taxing bodies to apply and collect an interim assessment on new construction and major additions if certain requirements are fulfilled by the taxing body. I will ensure Crawford County is doing this correctly.

So basically, this is about the funniest thing I've ever heard. Should I do it? Please comment below.

Posted by Mike at December 12, 2007 7:04 PM | Add to del.icio.us
Comments

Go for it. You can only improve the world if you participate in it. Yay, Mr. Civic!

Posted by: Kristen at December 12, 2007 7:29 PM

Ha. This makes the committee I'm on look like a walk in the park. But, go for it. It sounds awesome. Just remember my house is a total shack and falling apart. Completely worthless.

Posted by: Jason at December 12, 2007 7:58 PM

you put the 'ass' in assessor.

Posted by: eric sandberg at December 12, 2007 8:08 PM

So how's this for insane?

My name is Dominick DiRienzo. I am the other "idiot" who wrote himself in for assessor.

I came across your blog while doing some research for a story I was working on (I work at The Meadville Tribune. I was trying to find somebody who was unhappy with Armstrong over the NFL package deal.). I have been an occasional visitor to your blog since I discovered it. Wednesday I swung by on a whim and then see your post about getting the mysterious letter from voter services.

This is just too strange that you are the other assessor candidate.

I agree with your assessment (maybe you are a natural for the position) of the county's Web site. And definitely agree with your platform.

I have not yet decided if I'm going to return the letter.

If I do, I look forward to seeing you at the casting of lots.

Posted by: Dominick DiRienzo at December 12, 2007 10:31 PM

Wow! That is just too crazy. How many more signs do you need that this was meant for you!

Posted by: ree at December 12, 2007 10:48 PM

That's just pretty *cool* that the other candidate wrote himself in too and he found you. It sounds like you could bring some innovation to the position. If you think you can dedicate time to do it sufficiently, you should do it :) Good luck to whatever you decide!

Posted by: Jenson at December 12, 2007 11:04 PM

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Posted by: Emma at December 13, 2007 9:05 AM

DO IT! that's so awesome.

this is what nyc's property assessment webpage looks like. it's not very pretty but it gives a whole bunch of info and it's really useful when i have to do research.

http://nycserv.nyc.gov/nycproperty/nynav/jsp/logonpage.jsp

Posted by: tammy at December 13, 2007 10:44 AM

Does Crawford county get any casino money?

Posted by: jesse at December 13, 2007 6:18 PM

Michael J. Since everyone only has words prompting you to do this, I'll take the opposite approach for some balance.

Don't do it.

Besides the fact it will be a thankless job, think of how much time this will take up. As if you don't already have enough going on.

This isn't a position of change but one of ministerial function. You won't be changing the face of Crawford county politics any time soon as a county assessor.

But what you will get is complaints as far as the eye can see. Think about it. Your constituents are only going to call you after they get reassessed and they're pissed off. Your the guy who is responsible for their property taxes going up. And then if they decide to challenge the assessment you will very likely have to show up for the appeal or whatever that legal process involves.

That's a lot of bullshit.

I have a feeling that no one ran for that position for a reason. I would be awfully suspicious and before taking it, I would call some of the outlying county's and speak with those assessors to see how they enjoy (or hate) the position.

I think this will be much more work than you think as well as not what you're expecting. Also, as far as "civec" duty is concerned (to coin a phrase from Ron's blog) I think you're already doing a great service with ErieBlogs.com. We provide the area a resource that is both helpful and builds community. That should be where your spare time goes--at least whatever is left over from your family and work.

Posted by: richardz at December 14, 2007 7:10 AM

I almost forgot to add...

SEACREST OUT!!!

Posted by: richardz at December 14, 2007 7:12 AM

Low voter turnout and everyone laments everytime.
Why do voters stop showing up?
Who is there to vote for? No one.

Two guys have won assessor for the dubious ability that they can write their names.
No qualifications.
No understanding of the job.
No other takers.
No other votes.

Al Gore would take this to the Supreme Court.
Richardz is correct Mike. Turn it down and lose graciously. That will make you a winner with no work.

The best reason to decline?
If you win the tossup, and announce is on Erie Blogs, Dennis will censor your moment of glory into this:
Mike is an ***essor.
Your flock of fans will be sure you have taken up teaching and become a professor. Or perhaps turned priest and become a confessor.

Undoing all the confusion could make you late to Jenson's wedding.

Michelle may force ***essor's to eat veggies and forget to enjoy meat in Crawford. You like carrots?

EMGR will file you under Tidbit. You want that?

Amy's Secret is that ***essor jobs suck. I tend to believe her.

Jennings could Secede from the North. Ramifications are endless. Think, Mike, think.

Sharon Stone has property/relatives down there and your wife will NOT want you ***nosir anything with Sharon, thank you!!!

It begins to be a h***le on many fronts.
Panepento also frowns on writer's being in ***work so your future as a blogger, when you up and leave the area as they all do, becomes a pipe dream.
Rethink this Mike.
Do you want to borrow an eraser?
Get a two headed quarter and flip. Yell TAILS!
Maybe Dennis won't censor tails.
Don't even try heads.

I am glad you ran a clean campaign right to the end. Now, about your filing reports with the government on all expenses, and funds in from Google ads, to date in 2007. You are late.

Enter Erica DeWolf to the rescue.

There is no longer an Oasis for this Insanity. You must go to New York for that.

Penncrest Schools do not even mention this in Who's Who at school? You can get more fame in Crawford by mowing your lawn once a week and waving to p***erby people.

Posted by: Danny Lucas at December 14, 2007 6:20 PM

You know, I'm starting to think Lucas' commenting is an acquired taste. Sort of like a new form of poetry--"blog comment haiku" or something like that.

Posted by: richardz at December 14, 2007 7:53 PM

richardz is correct.
I ran a formula on my Excel spreadsheet tonight and it came out saying this:
Merry Christmas Mike!
Merry Christmas Richardz...enjoy the tyke.
Merry Christm** Dennis. :)

Posted by: Danny Lucas at December 14, 2007 8:43 PM

Lucas is like the Borg: he assimilates people's blogs and then speaks back to you in woven patterns taking bits and pieces from here and there.

Resistance is futile.

Posted by: richardz at December 14, 2007 9:57 PM

SEACREST OUT!!!

Posted by: richardz at December 14, 2007 9:58 PM

So what did you decide to do? You haven't announced your new position, so I'm guessing you didn't return the letter.

Posted by: Kristen at January 4, 2008 1:19 AM
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